Category: Ipinion

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Olive Garden Pasta Pass 2018 Review

So it’s over. The two month Pasta Pass is complete and while I thought it was a good deal, I will probably not do it again. Simply put, it’s unhealthy. I didn’t mind eating the same thing over and over...

/ December 2, 2018

Pastanatorics: Optimizing Olive Garden’s Pasta Pass Menu

So you decided to punish yourself with a pasta pass and you want to make the most out of this deal. First thoughts are probably: “How many plates could I eat?” There are 7 pastas x 6 sauces x 6...

/ September 25, 2018

Here’s How I Used Data and Probability to Pick a Top 4% NCAA Bracket

I don’t know a thing about college basketball. Here’s how I beat 96% of all brackets posted to ESPN. Hearing that the odds of picking a perfect bracket are 1 in 9.2 quintillion, I was interested in the idea of...

/ April 5, 2018

Hyundai Sonata 2015 Driving Cost Analysis

I‘ve been keeping track of my gasoline and maintenance costs since I purchased my 2015 Hyundai Sonata. As of writing this article, the car is about 875 days old and I’ve visited the gas station 78 times. With a 2.4L...

/ September 10, 2017

New Logo!

Got a new logo designed from Fiverr! Spent 3 hours making this stupid thing animate.

/ July 19, 2017

I’m not playing PokémonGo and you can’t make me

Probably the most ubiquitous mobile game since Flappy Bird, PokémonGo has taken over the phones and minds of millions overnight. Zombies can be seen everywhere, clutching their devices and scanning their surroundings to collect meager items and helplessly search for...

/ July 13, 2016

Adele’s “Million Years Ago” Reminiscent of Eva Cassidy

Sweet, sorrowful, beautiful, and nostalgic. The world turns a faded black and white when you hear Adele’s “Million Years Ago” from her new album “25” released today. Following Eva Cassidy’s style, Adele succeeds in making us wonder why our (imaginary)...

/ November 20, 2015

The Ip Method for Hiccups

It causes mental disease. It breaks apart families. It avoids detection from even the most advanced medical technology. Those are all things that hiccups don’t do. But you’ve got the hiccups in the car now and your parents are super annoyed...

/ June 26, 2014